Own Nothing Pystoon - PINK LIMITED EDITION - Oversize Deep Drop Shoulder Tee

The “Own Nothing Pystoon” Tee is a rare limited-edition drop in a bold, unapologetic pink. Featuring the twisted Ungodly Monsters mascot and a stacked Soros–Klaus–Biden–Obama callout, this shirt is a meme, a manifesto, and a middle finger—wrapped in cotton candy tones.

Structured for that coveted oversized silhouette with a modern drop-shoulder fit. Designed for Gen Z conservatives who get the joke and still want the drip. Streetwear-worthy, satire-approved.

Part of the Ungodly Monsters capsule. Only a few exist. They don’t want you to wear it—so you definitely should.

• Fit: Oversized with deep drop shoulder

• Fabric: 100% cotton

• Print: High-definition Ungodly Monsters Pystoon graphic

• Color: PINK (Limited Edition)

• Care: Wash cold, dry low, avoid ironing print

PERFECT FOR

• Modern Republicans with a sense of humor

• Streetwear fans who love politics with edge

• Pink patriots & limited-edition collectors

• Anti-globalists who like their satire wearable

WASH

• Machine wash cold / do not bleach / hang dry recommended