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Own Nothing Pystoon – FLOURESCENT LIMITED EDITION | Oversized Snow Wash Anti-Globalist Tee

Own Nothing Pystoon – FLOURESCENT LIMITED EDITION | Oversized Snow Wash Anti-Globalist Tee

$50.00

They said you’d own nothing. So we gave you something to wear instead.

This FLOURESCENT LIMITED EDITION of the “Own Nothing Pystoon” tee is dystopia in high-definition. A mutated monster graphic glows in electric green—calling out Soros, Klaus, Biden, and Obama with unapologetic clarity. Equal parts political cartoon and wearable rebellion.

Crafted from thick 250 GSM cotton, this drop-shoulder tee features a snow-washed black base that adds subtle texture and depth. The oversized cut drapes just right—structured yet soft. Designed for the modern anti-globalist with taste.

Once it's gone, it's gone.

  • Fit: Oversized unisex with deep drop shoulder

  • Fabric: 100% cotton, heavyweight 250 GSM

  • Color: Snow-washed black

  • Print: High-definition fluorescent green “Own Nothing” Pystoon graphic

PERFECT FOR

  • Limited-edition collectors who be knowing

  • Quiet luxury rebels & Gen Z meme economists

  • Fans of Kill Bill, cyberpop, and dystopian satire

  • Conservatives with a soft spot for structured tees and graphic chaos

WASH

  • Machine wash cold / do not bleach / hang dry recommended
Item Number: R00037
Gender: Unisex
Model: Loose
Fabric: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 250 GSM
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Fabric Stretch: Slight Stretch

 

Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 22.0  56  22.8  58  23.6  60  24.4  62  25.2  64 
Length 27.6  70  28.3  72  29.1  74  29.9  76  30.7  78 
Shoulder 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61 
Sleeve length 8.2  20.8  8.5  21.5  8.7  22.2  9.0  22.9  9.3  23.6 

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