KASH PATEL IS HOT - BABY TEE BY PULP MAGA

Kash Patel is hot. That’s the statement.

This cropped baby tee doesn’t need a manifesto — just the most unlikely heartthrob in Washington, hand-illustrated in full grayscale glory. Whether you're tuning into congressional hearings or just into men with security clearance, this tee is your inside joke turned streetwear.

• Fitted baby tee in 200 GSM stretch cotton

• Front: black-and-white custom graphic featuring Kash Patel

• Made for flirty subpoenas, intel briefings, or your next date with a lobbyist

For the girls who crush on constitutional crises.