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BIG PHARMA CAN'T MILK ME - Snow Washed Crop Top
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A cropped callout wrapped in raw cotton. This snow-washed tee doesn’t just fit right—it fights back.
FRONT:
SOAKED IN RAW MILK
NO SEED OILS. NO FAUCI.
BIG PHARMA CAN'T MILK ME.
UNPASTUERIZED. UNCOMPROMISED.
PULP MAHA
make america healthy again
BACK:
DESIGNED IN LA LA LAND
BANNED IN DAVOS
PULP MAGA
Whether you're sipping colostrum or skipping the Erewhon line, this top says what your supplements can’t.
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Women's regular fit, cropped silhouette
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Snow-washed 100% cotton (220 GSM)
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Slight stretch, raw milk energy
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Warning: May cause side effects like independent thought
Item Number: R00141
Gender: Women
Fit: Regular
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:: 220 GSM
Fabric Stretch: Slight Stretch
WASH:
Machine wash cold / do not bleach / hang dry recommended
Size Chart
S | M | L | ||||
inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
Chest | 18.1 | 46 | 18.9 | 48 | 19.7 | 50 |
Sleeve Length | 5.9 | 15 | 6.3 | 16 | 6.7 | 17 |
Length | 13.4 | 34 | 13.8 | 35 | 14.2 | 36 |
Shoulder | 15.4 | 39 | 16.1 | 41 | 16.9 | 43 |