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Alexa, Am I Real? - Unisex Seamless T-Shirt
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FRONT
AELXA TELL ME WHAT TO THINK
MISINFORMED BY DESIGN
A soft slap in the face to algorithmic obedience. This tee is made for those who’ve been shadowbanned, gaslit by their smart devices, and spoon-fed curated truths. The surreal portrait on the front is a quiet rebellion: a commentary on Big Tech mind control and the passive surrender of critical thinking in a swipe-based world.
Minimalist in fit, maximalist in message — this unisex shirt pairs glitchcore vibes with soft cotton and clean seams. Ideal for post-digital skeptics, technoshamans, and anyone who’s ever argued with a chatbot.
Please note: the sizing for this product is smaller than standard. Please review the Size Guide to ensure the correct size.
Item Number: RU0002
Gender: Unisex
Fit: Regular
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 230 GSM
Size Chart
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
Chest | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.4 | 62 |
Length | 25.6 | 65 | 26.8 | 68 | 28.0 | 71 | 29.1 | 74 | 30.3 | 77 | 31.5 | 80 |
Shoulder | 17.3 | 44 | 18.5 | 47 | 19.7 | 50 | 20.9 | 53 | 22.0 | 56 | 23.2 | 59 |
Sleeve length | 7.5 | 19 | 7.9 | 20 | 8.3 | 21 | 8.7 | 22 | 9.1 | 23 | 9.4 | 24 |